You didn’t imagine it. We saw it too. Sinbad, standing with his arms folded, ready to grant three wishes and yell "SHAZAAM!" when the kids submitted one.
Shazaam wasn’t a fever dream, it was real. And yet, somehow, it’s vanished without a trace.
This replica VHS is for everyone who remembers Shazaam like it was yesterday. Not Kazaam with Shaq. Shazaam with Sinbad. The one we all saw before the internet gaslit us into doubting our own childhoods. This handcrafted box is a time capsule from an alternate timeline, reconstructed from memory with art that mirrors the Kazaam release, but reimagined to reflect what we know we saw. Sinbad front and center. Purple swirls. That classic VHS matte finish.
Even the fine print is laced with references: Berenstain vs. Berenstein, Froot vs. Fruit Loops, the Fruit of the Loom cornucopia. This isn’t just a prop, it’s a piece of cultural resistance. A keepsake for believers. A nod to a collective memory so strong, no amount of denial can erase it.
The tape inside? A mystery. Could be Empire Strikes Back, Looney Tunes, or some forgotten home movie. What matters is the shell. The feeling of holding an inter-dimensional artifact.
Display it proudly. You’re not misremembering. You’re remembering something they can’t explain.
Replica for display only. No actual Shazaam footage included—because according to the internet, it never existed.
